From Urban Dictionary:
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Going without undershorts, said of a male, so called because his balls hang free and unencumbered.
"A lot of guys like to freeball in the summer, but I prefer jockey shorts, to give my balls a little support, since otherwise they hang too low in the heat."
Is it racist of me to assume people's ethnicities based on their names? I applied for a few jobs today, and at one of these fine establishments, I was asked to "wait a few minutes for my manager, Shawntelle (read: I do not know if that is actually how she spells it; it could be Shontel or Tschaughntelleeß for all I know). What I do know is how he pronounced it, and exactly what I expected my possible future manager to look like.
I'm about to go caption crazy here, hold on to your potatoes.
Don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing.
All it took was one quick Google search of "Shaniqua". Seriously.
Ignore the police star, I'm sure she's an upstanding citizen.
Tss. You BETTA ha' doz TPS repowts done.
Twenty minutes later and racism be damned, guess who walked into the store!?
Wait for it
Maybe I should have saved one of those captions.
Is it just me, or do cornrows seem painful to have? Not really Shaniqua's, but the tighter ones that looks like a motocross track for a Pygmy Jerboa. Maybe I'm just a wimp, but:
Not even hating on her, I just think it looks painful.
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Many of you might be wondering what a Pygmy Jerboa is.
Phew. God knows what would have happened if I hadn't gotten this information to you.
It's pretty unsettling that I took the time to think of a specific fauna that would proportionally be able to motocross on a cornrow'd head. It still might be too big.