Check this video out, it made me laugh heartily at a few points.
"Ah sooo MUUUUUUUCH"
"Five and hundred EARS!"
Little kids are adorable. Except when they're not.
So usually, when I can't think of anything to say, I resort to reminiscing about my childhood. One time, my friend and I decided that it would be a good idea to fill water balloons up and go throw them at a wasps nest. Unfortunately for my friend, he wasn't as quick on his feet as I was (or, at all) and ended up just standing there and screaming and getting stung
Also, this other time, some kid offered to buy my OG big wheel. I enthusiastically offered five bucks for it, and he ran to his mom to get the money, only to come back with three damn dollars, because five was too steep for this bitchin' plastic specimen.
This nigga's ride be gettin' all the six year old girls wet.
Oh that's terrible. Next thing you know, pedophiles are going to be cruising around in these instead of white, unmarked rape vans. Okay, next topic.
I don't read Cyanide and Happiness anymore. I'm not sure why, it just doesn't do it for me anymore. But there are plenty of gems in the thousands of archived comics, this being one of them.
Kris was always my favorite artist of the bunch. Anyone with me?
I was torn between Sufjan and The Postal Service today, but decided on Sufjan. I'm still sore about Ben Gibbard marrying my celebrity crush.
*insert infuriated emoticon*
Sorry, I get confused.
Sufjan it is! Long song incoming, but I think you'll be able to decide if you like it within the first few seconds
So many videos and images, am I getting lazy?