Monday, September 27, 2010

Come at me, bro.

First blog where my content wasn't premeditated.

Check this video out, it made me laugh heartily at a few points.

"Five and hundred EARS!"

Little kids are adorable. Except when they're not. 

So usually, when I can't think of anything to say, I resort to reminiscing about my childhood. One time, my friend and I decided that it would be a good idea to fill water balloons up and go throw them at a wasps nest. Unfortunately for my friend, he wasn't as quick on his feet as I was (or, at all) and ended up just standing there and screaming and getting stung




Poor kid

Also, this other time, some kid offered to buy my OG big wheel. I enthusiastically offered five bucks for it, and he ran to his mom to get the money, only to come back with three damn dollars, because five was too steep for this bitchin' plastic specimen.
This nigga's ride be gettin' all the six year old girls wet.

Oh that's terrible. Next thing you know, pedophiles are going to be cruising around in these instead of white, unmarked rape vans. Okay, next topic.

Explosm yay!

I don't read Cyanide and Happiness anymore. I'm not sure why, it just doesn't do it for me anymore. But there are plenty of gems in the thousands of archived comics, this being one of them. 

Kris was always my favorite artist of the bunch. Anyone with me?

I was torn between Sufjan and The Postal Service today, but decided on Sufjan. I'm still sore about Ben Gibbard marrying my celebrity crush.

Oh wait

*insert infuriated emoticon*

Sorry, I get confused.

Sufjan it is! Long song incoming, but I think you'll be able to decide if you like it within the first few seconds

So many videos and images, am I getting lazy?


  1. when i was about nine or ten me and my neighbor and my sister would get water balloons and throw them at wasps. we were always quick enough to get away. i was so daring back then. now there's like no way i would do that.

  2. God damn Razortek, with the same goddam comment everytime.

    I've been wanting to say that for awhile now :)

    Loved the updates mate, lol, as always you do me well. Night shift is long, but not boring with you guys.


  3. Haha that dora vid is exelent :P

  4. You gotta show bees who's boss! A baseball to their nest is sure to get them off your case!

  5. Nice blog bro!
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  6. This post is great, but did not make any sense at all.

  7. Aw man, that Big Wheel picture brought back waves of nostalgia. Ahh, to be five years old again.

  8. Great stuff here, come check out my SC2 blog full of good tips and tricks =)

  9. I love Cyanide and Happiness, but not quite as much as I love that photo of Katy Perry ;)

  10. that was a weird post :P good but weird!

  11. yea i dont understand this haha

  12. I would have to go with The Postal Service today, weather is nice today and I just feel like the music fits

  13. Haha, amusing stuff. Pretty all-over-the-place though.

  14. whenever i think of a drinking problem i think of this


  15. Ben Gibbard is with Zooey? Wat?

  16. Holy shit this is actually funny. I wasn't doubting you, but I wasn't expecting this. Keep it up!

  17. I love the variety of topics in your posts :D

    you went from cute to sad to funny to idk haha

  18. lmao i love it..

    will be checking out ur blog more for new stuff =]

  19. this is a good post that makes me want to come back for more

  20. hahahaha good stuff man. keep up the good content

  21. haha funny stuff my friend

  22. That was a crazy video with the child's story. God and Jesus were the stars of that.