My haircut today, though, resulted in a few bruises and a fucked up head of hair.
My haircutter for today, a rotund woman reminiscent of a female IZ, had the pleasure of washing and cutting my hair today. First off, this lady was a heavy breather. And when I say heavy I mean fucking heavy. Like, I was scared she would breathe up all the air in SuperCuts and I would asphyxiate and die.
Second, I felt as if I had wronged her somehow, because as she was washing it, my head was jostled around by fingers that can be likened to arms of a newborn infant.
I am almost not exaggerating
So I have these ten baby nubs thrashing me around for way too long while I hear her grunting and breathing audibly. Not a fun time, and we hadn't even gotten to the meat of my reason for visiting. The noises, the pummeling, and the fact that her rusty-ass tools of her trade pulled my hair with every snip, made for a trifecta of unpleasant haircutting experiences.
I do enjoy IZ's cover of "Over the Rainbow", though.
I've always been a fan of PBF comics ever since I heard about them a few years back. Unfortunately, the artist isn't making any new comics, but what he has made is fairly legit. Hey-oooo.
I have a chubster of a friend who has done this a few times
I'd say Bon Iver's Justin Vernon is is fairly well known. Like, he's not one of those bands that indiefucks throw on their non iPod music player to boost their cred. In any case, he's one of my favorites in all of his projects. C'mon skinny looove.
Listen at the end for the "ooWOOhoooO". It's my favorite part.